I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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