Porn is love you can see.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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