yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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