Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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