Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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