Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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