After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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