I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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