called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
