I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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