the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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