she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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