who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize
