He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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