Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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