I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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