I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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