I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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