they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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