More tranny stories later!
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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