It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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