Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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