Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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