Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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