I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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