Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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