He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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