PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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