I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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