one two three fourrrrnication!
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
