Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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