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(919): View more from North Carolina

I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.

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(770): View more from Georgia

should I fuck that poor girl

(1-770): View more from Georgia

no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion

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(516): View more from New York

I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out

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(201): View more from New Jersey

he confused my yawn for an orgasm

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.

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(850): View more from Florida

and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B

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(240): View more from Maryland

you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time

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