Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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