Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
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