did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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