When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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