Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
as a side note pls kill me
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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