return my video game
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Randomize
