White coat. Heels.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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