what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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