I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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