you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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