i don't like sucking hair
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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