So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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