So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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