how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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