Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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