my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
no you cant smoke seaweed
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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