i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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