I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
