ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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