Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Couch. On fire.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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