I hope mine doesn't look like that
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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