and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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