where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Buhtt sex?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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