Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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