This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
smell my finger.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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